Gf for rental for this Valentine's Day.

* im jokingly serious about this*

- Rm520 for a candle light dinner.

- Gentlemen only. Banana prefered.

- 3 hours max plus a movie if u're not boring.

- No smoking. No alcohol. 

- No sex. No kiss. Cuz im too expensive.

- Why me?

* Independent. I can drive me home. Tqvm.

* Have a good voice. I can sing u lullaby.

* Terlebih 3mm for a pair of eyes. 

   I can cry with you. For you. And bcux of you.

* Average height with tiny waist. 

* A dreamer. 

   Tell me yours and imma see stars in you. 

   With you.

* I can write a poem of you (lol).

* Your best buddies will be jealous of you.

* Your crushes will be sorry that u're taken.

* Your ah ma will be very happy u're wanted.

* Your dog will love me too. Duh...

* Conversation in english only.

* Speak your sincerity out loud.

- Wont entertain PM cuz u bor dick.

* Spray some cologne and im your date for the     

   evening. 

* In case u're still undecisive, this is my non make 

   up face je... 💋

Ahahahahahahaha... 

One is the loneliest number therefore 

One is always the champion.

It makes no sense but why so serious :)

Adios! #yolo